branded "broad"

you promised me a river,
a whoosh of information,
an experience like no other,
and i gave you ovation.

it came but in a trickle,
i was tricked by your fine ads,
and now see how you so fickle,
have made the best a mess.

and now the stream is dry,
and i've had quite enough,
of calling up your hotline,
and hearing silly stuff.

so now to choose another
bored pants service provider,
goodbye dear old streamyx,
i've had it with your cheap tricks.