own land (thai remix)

have you ever considered
the prestige of property?
to say that you are "landed"
is to have made it in society.

yes man, you'd have arrived
at the very fine day of your life!
you may find your social life revived
when you have the pre-requisite for a wife.

land is the key to making money
regardless of what people think.
you can sell it to get a kidney
when you're old and on the brink

of poverty: then you sell
and cash in on its value,
doctors checking your cells
see the cash, and not you.

but most of all, this land
is an investment for yourself:
you can build on its expanse!
only you can foretell

the limits of its potential,
the mansion that it will house;
your real estate is real,
and you live in it with your spouse.

so how about land in thailand?
did you consider it beforehand?
it's impossible, i'm afraid, my friend:
it's prohibited to the end!

well, some links, as usual:
to be browsed for your persusal.
enjoy them as you may:
a great way to end your day.

http://www.thaivisa.com/own_land_thailand.0.html
http://www.coolthaihouse.com/artownership.htm

Note: Special Thanks to Pim (Jitra Channachanchai) for the links.