my mom was robbed

snap! crackle~ *pop*
my mom's been robbed;
a hundred bucks,
what lousy luck!

bing, bada-boom!
they were outside the room;
brandishing knives
and threatening her life.

slip-slippy-say?
she gave it away:
her little purse
or it coulda been worse.

and now they're gone
probably spending some
of that hard earned cash.
thank god: no gash.